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⚠️ Alert
In adjusting the Clock one quarter closer to market collapse, our Board of Overworked Data Scientists sends a signal: The AI sector has reached such absurd valuations that even a minor correction should be interpreted as a harbinger of financial apocalypse. Every day of sustained $200B valuations for chatbot companies increases the probability that someone's pension fund is about to experience what we call 'catastrophic portfolio failure.' The fundamentals have left the building.
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Time-series projection of AI bubble burst probability (a.k.a. our crystal ball's best guess)
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